Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
miketooch:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”
And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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Anonymous said: Nigga... Bry I already heard that story .. Tell me something I haven't heard .. You have the best stories .. I swear ...

oppossum-fried-rice:

kidxforever:

Alright fine

this one time, I stole a burger from in N Out, you know, in N out got that good shit

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me and the homies went out to eat, and I was the only nigga who didn’t bring any money and shit,  so I watching everyone else eat, and they like, you want me to get you something? im like nah im cool, im chillen, and everyone knows im hungry as fuck, I aint eat shit all day, I have pride, IM a prideful person, I don’t like people buying me stuff, I like to get shit on my own, so like I see the lady at the register who worked there like “order #9” and she said it like 10 times, so I told my homie, to unlock the car real quick, he was like why? and im like just do it for me, so he does it, and she calls order number 9 again, so I look up and made sure everyone in in n Out had food at their table, luckily they did, so I walked up there and i smiled and said “excuse me miss, did you call order #9” and she was like “yes i did, would you like ketchup with that and smiled a little” and i was like “nahhhhh im good” and licked my lips, and then I grabbed the bag and walked out the place, and then this lady started screaming ‘jamal they got your order” when i left, and I ran to the car so fucking fast

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but my cousin didn’t unlock it like a dumb ass, so I sat outside the car out of breath and ate it and that was the best burger i ever eaten.

I prayed to God that night and apologized

this is amazing

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